Cottage Body Cheese

Cellulite that covers the entire body.

Looking at you is like looking at a spoiled vat of cottage cheese, causing you to have Cottage Body Cheese Syndrome.

by Capitan Kirk January 23, 2007

thatch-roofed cottage

A small building used as a home for peasants in the countryside. They are very prone to burnination.

Trogdor just burninated another thatch-roofed cottage.

by SMD August 28, 2004

Cottage Cheese Cunt

A very lose, very fatty vagina.
Generally has 3 or more STD's.

"Man she had a nasty cottage cheese cunt"

by Storrrrmmm September 3, 2011

thatched-roof cottages

n. the form of shelter, primarily used by the peasants which are burninated by Trogdor, the burninator.

Trogdor just stomped my thatched-roof cottage!

by danni g. May 6, 2003

cottage cheese thighs

fat thighs, flabby and heavy thighs

Cottage cheese thighs are not trivial when you think about how much fat, cholesterol, and blood sugar the person posessing them has.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2007

cottage cheese cum

The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.

I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.

by Natrone Means Business March 30, 2007

The Cottage Cheese Sandwich

When a really skinny guy is involved in a threesome with two extremely fat chicks that have more cellulite than the craters on the surface of the moon.

My friend Brandon is addicted to The cottage cheese sandwich, some may say that it is in fact his favorite sexual activity.

by TheRealFuknCarl December 31, 2018