Cortez

A WELL MANNERED BABY DICK BOY

You are really being a cortez right now

by XXXSol October 28, 2016

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez

A joke of a "politician" if you can even call her that. Her arguments are poorly formed out of feelings rather than facts. She's your typical millennial who thinks they know their way around politics when they haven't even bothered to listen to other opinions and views. She takes offense and makes a big fuss out of things that aren't even worth going off about (such as being addressed as AOC by Nancy Pelosi and the left, yet takes offense when the right addresses her the SAME way). It's hard to listen to her speak at times, and you can tell that she leaves out key pieces of information. I seriously don't know how she got elected, but hey that's Congress for ya. New York is DOOMED.

I would pay to watch Alexandria Ocasio Cortez get SLAUGHTERED in a debate with another poc who actually knows what they're talking about (such as Candace Owens). She's not a real politician. She makes New York look like such a joke.

You can't fix stupid, but boy you can elect it to Congress!

I wouldn't be surprised if Urban Dictionary takes down this comment because of "censorship rules" aka communism which is coming to a place near you now that China Joe and Kamaltoe have been elected.

by CongressIsDumb January 2, 2021

contextpation

When someone on im appears to be typing, but no words come out. You will see the "_____ is typing a message," but no message appears for a long while. Often message is shorter than would be expected by the time it took to type it.

Ron was having a bad case of contextpation while im the other day.

by Ryan Cordell February 5, 2005

corterion

Corterion is the realest nigga anybody can ask for, he'll take you bitch and yo mama, he will give you some true facts you will need

Damn that nigga corterion just took Cedric girl

by De'Anthony(Mr.stealyogirl) May 20, 2018

cortezh0e

My seggsee gf who I love very much. She is also the best tiktoker ever, even better than Bruce balls. U want to be her mutual

Hey, do you know cortezh0e?
Yes, she is my fav, awesomest, sexiest mutual.

by infpsforglennrhee June 19, 2021

james cortez

An amazing fucking guy. He's a beast at everything he does. He's the sexiest dude in the world. Guys wanna be like him and girls wanna be with him. But he's already taken by an amazing girl named Dawn Henzon Valbuena. Soooo every other girl should just back off or his girlfriend will probably kill you lol.

Girl 1: is that James Cortez!?!

Girl 2: Yes it is! Oh my gosh I love him!!!

Girl 3: Uhmmmm.. y'all better back off. His girlfriend will cuuut you.

by BLLR21 February 1, 2014

contexting

being in a contest through text messaging.

"I just won concert tickets through the radio's contexting system!"

by gregdaddy89 January 14, 2008