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Carson

A boy who's charming, cute, lovely, and adorable. He charms you with every word that comes out of his mouth. He will love you till the end of time no matter what. He is the greatest boyfriend in the world and every girl that passes him up is missing out on something and someone amazing.
Person A: "Awe I love my boyfriend so much! He is sch a Carson!"

Person B: "Aweee! You are so lucky! I wish a had a boyfriend who was like a Carson!"
by His Girlfriend <3 September 25, 2009
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console wars

the most pointless topic to talk about to another gamer. most of it consists of Nintendo fanboys vs. Sony fanboys arguing over whether the PSP or the DS are better, or any console for that matter.
Nintendo Fanboy: DS = teh roxx
Sony Fanboy: PSP > DS
Nintendo Fanboy: THE HELL U SAY BITCH!!?
Me: u guys fail. console wars suck
by Evan Kuhlmey October 7, 2005
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Carson

Carson gets all of the girls.
by masomonkey123 November 1, 2013
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Carson

The act of setting fire to a vehicle
can’t man, still in jail for carson
by SlightlyLemony December 23, 2019
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Carson Daily

When recently being interviewed by Conan O'Brien, Carson Daily admitted (...I'm just a douchebag) Yet NBC (which stands for Nothing But Crap) can't admit this and flush this douche juice!
by Anonymous August 30, 2003
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console

1) A text-mode environment, which, depending on the operating system, may be used locally (as is the case for most DOS sessions) or remotely (via ssh).

2) A computer intended for limited user interaction, such as the NES or the Playstation. Such computers are intended only for loading single programs in one session, although newer consoles are able to performs such feats as getting on the internet, networking between other consoles of the same type, and even running various operating systems compiled for its internals. Common input devices for consoles include controllers (also called paddles sometimes), joysticks, or arcade pads.

3) An archaic reference to the user input and output devices on a computer.

4) The dashboard of a car.
1) The hacker telnet'd into my system and erased my porn archive through the console.

2) I spent all of my childhood in front of a console.

3) ENIAC's console stopped working ever since I had golden showers with my lover on it.

4) I want to put these badass guages in my Civic, but I don't want to remove the console.
by ravingidiot July 5, 2004
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Carson Cock

Big juicy mighty triumphant and majestic Cock. Normal length is 69 inches. Full chubbed is 429 inches.. HE CAN LAST HOURS
Emily: hey did you see the Carson cock last night?
Riley: yeah I rode it and it felt great!!!
by Masturbatorium lover June 2, 2021
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