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Cannibal Corpse

A brutal over-the-top death metal band.
The gods of speed, for any instrument.
"Dragonforce can play so fast!"
"Not nearly as fast as cannibal corpse, you stupid bitch"
by CAnnibalcorpseq October 29, 2009
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Job Corps

I went to job corps and went through all the shit that all the ghetto fucking kids wanted to pull. e.g. taking a shit in the toilet and not flushing. pissing in the fountain. smelling like shit all the time. starting shit with other people, because they are immature assholes. This is the typical bullshit that is done all the time. ALL THE FUCKING TIME. YOu know how ***I**** got through job corps? I fucking did what I suppose to do, I kept my shit clean, I went to class and completed *ALL* my training. I went to college for free and went on to a UNIVERSITY. ********************************The reason it is strict there, is because of dumb asshole children that get dropped off there because they aren't wanted at home. ********************************
You came there for a reason and that is to learn and to GROW the FUCK UP. NOBODY is FORCING you to stay there. The only reason YOU have to be there is because your GRANDMA won't want you home. Stop being a bitch and QQ and pulling the WTFBBQ on people telling you to PULL your fucking pants up and goto class.

I had plenty of FRIENDS that graduated with a RN, LVN, Automechanic, Electrician, Business owner. That went to Job Corps and succeeded. I loved Job Corps and if I had a second chance to do it again, I'd be in line on the spot.
by idzdeez June 6, 2011
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Corpse-man

This should mean a "dead man", but it is how the 44th President aka the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces (Obama) pronounces "Corpsman". This pronunciation shows his ignorance of the military and his disregard of the importance of a "Corpsman", which is basically a navy paramedic.
Did the President just say Corpse-man?!
by JonJay December 1, 2013
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corpse bride

Tim Burton's most recent (Sept. 2005) film, in which he employs stop-motion, one of the most arduous processes in film-making. The plot is based on a Jweish-Russian folktale in which betrothed man jokingly recites his wedding vows and places the ring on a stick-life form, which happens to be a dead woman's finger, thus she comes back to life and claims that they are lawfully wedded. Wow I sound so pro... Anyway it's a great film by a mesmerizing genius with fantastic music by Danny Elfman. The characters and their portrayals are wondeful, as well as the storyline. Go see it! It's Tim Burton's!
Patti: I wanna see Corpse Bride! Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Alex: Fine, we will, baby...
by Alana* September 28, 2005
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corpsify

I corpsified 100 guys in Unreal last night!
Liar.
by no one September 1, 2004
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Compushitting

Using the computer while at the same time taking a shit.
Because of his compushitting ability, John was able to write his english paper while taking a shit before class.
by hoffmonkey2 April 15, 2009
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Corpse Reviver 2

A really disgusting tasting cocktail that is strong enough to revive a corpse.

3/4 ounce gin.
3/4 ounce Cointreau.
3/4 ounce Lillet blanc.
3/4 ounce fresh lemon juice.
2 dashes absinthe
Person 1: Ugh, I just wanna forget everything.
Person 2: One Corpse Reviver 2 coming right up, broski...
by Lietuviu Kurvis February 4, 2010
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