coochie crack

The visible crack of your vagina.

Girl no one wants to see your coochie crack put on a bathing suit with more coverage.

by lyssa89 June 23, 2014

coochie inspector

this is when you are the one inspecting a coochie, or looking at a vagina.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.

Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.

by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013

coochie wine

A. The vaginal discharge from an aroused female.

Hey Bill, I talked to my wife and she said Lisa was unhappy with your relationship because you don't drink Coochie Wine!
Better double down on that bitch and chug that Coochie Wine!

by First Name Last Letter Leaf February 08, 2020

dungeon coochie

When a vagina smells like it has been fermenting for months in a dark, dirty, moldy, musty dungeon.

Yuck! That dirty sink smells like dungeon coochie!

by Schristy July 11, 2017

Coochie Consultation

To set an appointment to have sex with a woman. Much like a dick appointment, but is used by males and lesbians, used only to fuck with no feelings.

Bro, I gotta go! I have a coochie consultation 🍑

by Lilbrowngirl420 May 13, 2020

Coochie Apple

A person who you really don't like but don't want them to know.

Hey Jhene, you're such a coochie apple!

by Battle Rocket October 31, 2022

Coochie Police

Supreme Court of the United States

Women don't want their reproductive justice rights controlled by the Coochie Police!

by talk2me-JCH2 May 16, 2022