A document that Ultra-Conservative, fascist jackasses think allows for integration of church and state, constant surveillance, and media censorship.
Basically ignored to pursue the "greater good" of a Christian Theocracy.
If this doesn't frighten you, I don't know what can.
Basically ignored to pursue the "greater good" of a Christian Theocracy.
If this doesn't frighten you, I don't know what can.
The FCC now fines $500,000 for every act of "indecency", something completely subjective, but normally defined as being "Offensive".
I find it offensive when a government official says "God"...
I find it offensive when a government official says "God"...
by SkullWolf December 1, 2004
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Road worker: Hey wisconsin construction worker want to help me fix this road since it has been like this for over 6 months or so?
Wisconsin Construction Worker: Nah man fuck this shit, I'm from wisconsin. Why don't you kick that dirt around over there and move these rocks so we can go get shit faced and watch the brewers game?
Wisconsin Construction Worker: Nah man fuck this shit, I'm from wisconsin. Why don't you kick that dirt around over there and move these rocks so we can go get shit faced and watch the brewers game?
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Get the construction site mug.An American Humanist’s Bible. Like the Bible, the Constitution can be interpreted to defend all forms of human behavior. Books are replaces by articles, commandments by amendments and preachers by lawyers and judges. The “intent” of the Framers who crafted the document may never be known, but chances are it isn’t what you believe.
“Do you have a copy of the Constitution?”
“Of course, but wouldn’t you rather hear what I have to say?”
“Of course, but wouldn’t you rather hear what I have to say?”
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In reality, the CP is a far-right, theocratic fascist party which is completely anti-Constitution and anti-individual liberties - very similar to the BNP. They just used "Constitution" in their parties name because it sounds trendy, just like the NSDAP used "socialist" in it's name (because this was a trendy term back in 1930s Germany).
Their goals are essentially the same as those of the NSDAP - they are pro-big government, pro-historical revisionism (ex. claiming the US was founded as a Christian nation) and favor censoring free speech and religious practices that their White Christian elites don't like. And while not openly racist like their Neo-Nazi siblings are, they make it obvious that they despise all who aren't white and Christian.
Thankfully these guys have no elected officials in the US Congress, because if they had their way, they would turn this country into a White Christian police state, like Iran or Communist China, only whiter and more Christian.
In reality, the CP is a far-right, theocratic fascist party which is completely anti-Constitution and anti-individual liberties - very similar to the BNP. They just used "Constitution" in their parties name because it sounds trendy, just like the NSDAP used "socialist" in it's name (because this was a trendy term back in 1930s Germany).
Their goals are essentially the same as those of the NSDAP - they are pro-big government, pro-historical revisionism (ex. claiming the US was founded as a Christian nation) and favor censoring free speech and religious practices that their White Christian elites don't like. And while not openly racist like their Neo-Nazi siblings are, they make it obvious that they despise all who aren't white and Christian.
Thankfully these guys have no elected officials in the US Congress, because if they had their way, they would turn this country into a White Christian police state, like Iran or Communist China, only whiter and more Christian.
Constitution Party member: America was founded on The 10 Commandments. Therefore the Constitution gives us a right to outlaw all non-Christian religions (see the 1st Commandment).
Smart person: Wow, go read a book or something, redneck idiot.
Smart person: Wow, go read a book or something, redneck idiot.
by ElvisHairDude98 November 22, 2010
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