my computer

What I spend all my free time watching Netflix on.

I love my computer.

by the only smart person December 20, 2017

Computard

Someone who is 100% completely computer illiterate.

My boss is the biggest computard I have ever met!

by Nasty N8 Ball May 1, 2008

Computer Mullet

Having two monitors on your home PC and working on one monitor and being non-productive on the other. Business on one side, party on the other.

Boss: "Allan, are you watching porn instead of working?"
Allan: "It's cool boss, it's my computer mullet. Check it, email is over here!"
Boss: "Tight!"

by Chiliwhomp September 10, 2010

Computard

One who is computer retarded.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.

The girl on our team is a computard, she's always playing with her mouse and never gets anything done.

by jonjeff July 17, 2014

Computer Tired

Lack of mental and/or physical stamina to work at a computer for a full workday while utilizing critical thinking. Typically 8-10 hours.

I should have added the family tree. Guess I was getting computer tired by that time!

by DaughterNiece October 6, 2018

Computerdora

A computer with all the stupidity from Dora. Has Dora skin on it, and has Dora face on it.

Me: COMPUTERDORA! SEARCH UP FOOD!
Computerdora: ok, heres some images of ''swiper"
Me: NOOOOOOO

by holy shot November 30, 2018

computatrumasaurus

a person whose diet consists of only computers

urgh burg youre such a computatrumasaurus

by squares pears am i right? May 10, 2022