Cold Snap

A period of very cold weather that will finish off the old and infirm.

“Gladys next door snuffed it last night”
“It’s this cold snap, it takes them all”

by Redbaron February 10, 2020

cold spaget

Poggers human

that person is definitely a cold spaget they are so poggers

by TheOneHumanDino May 24, 2021

cold sore curtain

A large mustache.

“Sam Elliot sure has a wicked cold sore curtain.”

by Timothy McHeyyy April 12, 2022

Cold Sex

The utter opposite and a true antonym to hot sex
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat

That whore nearly bit off my weiner, it was so horrible I came up with a term for it: cold sex

by Lord 🙏😈 July 5, 2022

cold stir

A method of preparing a syringe of heroin, cocaine, or other water soluble, injectable substances. The cold stir utilizes not flame or heat to “cook” the shot. This is typically utilized in areas where powdered heroin (as opposed to tar) is readily accessible and the application of heat is not needed.

Did you have to cook it? Nah bruh, cold stir - down the hatch, Sheriff of Noddingham mode.

by Magic Mike & The Big D July 21, 2022

Lumpy Gravy, cold soup

Shit gravy that your friend made and poured on her shitty mash potato and sweed, and also opens up a can of soup and grates cheese and puts butter in the soup and eats it cold, then finally she gets decimated by Prison warden BIG BOI BILL and his massive cannon while contemplating whether your accident was your fault and if you require compensation

Lumpy Gravy, cold soup...no

by KingKrabKok July 17, 2018

Flying off a cold shot

An insult to someone's intelligence or ability, or describing an individual who is struggling to keep up with the rest of the pack
. A 'cold shot' refers to a steam-catapult launch from an aircraft carrier when the steam pressure is too low for the launch weight of the aircraft; on reaching the end of the deck, the aircraft is going too slowly for safe flight and may drop dramatically, or even (in extreme cases) ditch. If ditching is avoided, there follows an agonisingly slow climb away with the handle jammed forward and all the gauges pegged in a desperate attempt to gain height and speed.

"So what's the new guy like, any good ?"
"Man, he's flying off a cold shot."

"How's the training going ?"
"I feel like I'm flying off a cold shot"

by Eighth of Seven January 8, 2007