Clonker

Clonker, someone who clonks.

What fucking clonker man
Or
Look at that group of clonkers

by Iriserhi November 19, 2019

Clonk

Cocaine

Steve: “Bro, come test this clonk I just got!”
Jack: “Oof man I’m still clonked from the last lines..”
Steve: “Come on.. It’s almost clonk’o’clock!”

by anonymous December 17, 2019

clam clonking

When two lesbians engage in the scissor formation while bumping uglies. Sound effects are comparable to clicking your tongue.

"Dude, the other night through my wall I could hear Betsy and Ha'Neesha clam clonking"

by clonker September 9, 2009

shadow clone jitsu

the move that Naruto is caught using in every episode and it gets cooler every time

SHADOW CLONE JITSU! (boop)

by Fearlesspack221 January 30, 2018

Shadow clone jitsu

It’s a power commonly used by the chakra user Naruto, and it lets him split into many different versions of himself. If the host is severely damaged then the clones disperse and break.

I wish I had Naruto’s shadow clone jitsu so my clones could do my homework.

by Professor Ramacrishnan November 23, 2020

cloner

A person who goes into a chat room and gets totally pissed off at someone and takes over their name. The cloner then makes nasty remarks about other chatters creating total havoc in the room. Everyone then iggys the original chatter and the clone. The cloner then takes over someone elses name and does the same thing. Everyone in the room soon hates everybody else in the room. It is hysterical.

suckysucky; Hey! Get off my damn name u stupid cloner!
suckyclone; Tiggerific is a cunt!
suckysucky; I didn't say that! My clone said that!
Tiggerific; sucky, I hate u! Fuck u, u asswipe!
suckysucky; Tigger, that wasn't me...I swear! It was my clone!!!
suckyclone; Tigger, u have the biggest ass in here, bitch!
Tiggerific; I thought sucky was my friend. Guess not...:(
suckyclone; Tigger, u HAVE no friends u freaking moron!

by PHatbob September 18, 2006

clone

Someone or something which is an exact copy of something else.

cool person 1: It was like an attack of the clones at that party last night!

Cool person 2: What the star wars movie? I know! Tonnes of people came dressed up as jedi.

Cool person 1: Oh, no I didnt see them but i did see that huge crowd of chavs that walked in.

Cool person 2: Oh yeah, i could smell the hairspray from outside.

cool person 1: Its amazing they dont fall over with the weight of those hoops

by taking-the-biscuit April 9, 2006