Yodel my oxen clogs!

an inappropriate phrase...

Guy: Yodel my oxen clogs!
Girl: Ewww!! OMG!!

by hackhackjoe February 09, 2012

hanger clog

When your wire clothes hangers get all up in each others' sh!@$, ruining yours in the process.

Damn, it would have taken just a minute to clean out my closet if it wasn't for the massive hanger clog I found down by my shoes. There was a mini hanger clog happening with the hangers on the rod, too.

by MonikerZ March 09, 2011

the sharbot clog

A man's that is so backed up in cum he's just fully clogged lives on shorbot, not to be confused with sherbert ice cream.

There's only 1 way to release a sharbot clogg.

Step 1- get into a wall squat position and just go crazy on your cocktail weiner. And make that manoayse SPRAY.

STEP 2- REPEAT STEP 1

Zack so backed up he's got "the sharbot clog"

Give him some fresh butter and a wall to jerk off against and boom he can finally sleep.

He tried to keep them kids alive but they had to go.... down the air vents to be exact.

by Currently fucking a man October 24, 2024

Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 09, 2024

dumb clogs

The opposite of clever clogs. Frequently used as a comeback from being called a clever clogs.

Alec: You're a clever clogs aren't you then?

Sebastian: Well aren't you a dumb clogs?

by fghd123 December 03, 2017

Clogging

The act of force exiting an online PVP session the moment you are about to lose, displaying a high level of cowardice and lack of integrity.

"Moist Ciabatta was caught clogging and lying about accidentally turning his router off."

by Door Knob Cleptomaniac July 26, 2022

Clogging

The act of being a complete coward and force exiting a gaming session to avoid having your ass handed to you.

"It's funny that Moost Ciabatta got caught clogging again, you can't even keep track these days."

by Door Knob Cleptomaniac July 26, 2022