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Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s)

A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.
Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"

Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"

Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
by Hi Ro August 10, 2014
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Spewing clitoris

She gave me blue balls so i gave her a spewing clitoris in return
by Frizzie101 August 19, 2022
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Clitoris

Clitoris is the the branch of mathematics that deals with the finding and properties of derivatives and integrals of functions, by methods originally based on the summation of infinitesimal differences. The two main types are differential clitoris and integral clitoris.
Henry thought to himself in anger as he questioned why he decided to go into college level Clitoris in high school, when he was way better at getting inside that Calculus.
by Wasted Base March 17, 2022
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Clitoris

The reason why your girl left you for a guitarist
She: I want this guy to rub my clitoris like he plays guitar. <3
by Brazzer_than_brazz October 30, 2018
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A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument; appears in many fictional series, like Harry potter and Lord of the rings (its not real).
Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man who can't even find my clitoris
Man: *hits woman*
by Dean(pussy)slayer556 March 22, 2023
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In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Clit, to control all orgasms. And into this ring he poured his horniness, his lust and his need to locate the clitoris. One Clit to rule them all.
Very well. You shall be the Clitoris of the Ring.
by Frodon't May 26, 2023
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Clitoris

The greatest pjilosopher of all time who had many great ideas that made today's society better.
"hey have you heard about clitoris?"

"talking about philosofy at that time of the morning?"
by anonymous Zelda fan. September 2, 2022
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