Poo Clingers

when poos stick to the hairs on a mans bum after taking a big as shit.

guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"

guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."

AWKWARD

by pooclinger September 10, 2010

cliterati

well educated people who are interested in the clitoris

Eddie O reads alot and loves pussy....a true Cliterati

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O July 24, 2016

cliterature

adult novels,adult literature

That horny nerd was reading cliterature.

by adollar October 27, 2008

Clinker

A pedophile.

"Did you see the way Will was looking at those kids in the chapel? He's a clinker for sure."

by juiceyboi October 24, 2018

Clitter

The nasty spooge found in a women's panties after a long hot day. Usually a white or off white colour with an interesting odour.

Dude I have a total clitter fetish. I just wanna eat it off my girlfriend's dirty panties.

by el Linko Grande August 13, 2010

Clinker

(n) 1. The incombustible residue, fused into an irregular lump, that remains after the combustion of coal.
2. A partially vitrified brick or a mass of bricks fused together.
3. An extremely hard burned brick.
4. Vitrified matter expelled by a volcano.
5. Slang.
A sour note in a musical performance: hit a clinker.
A mistake; a blunder.
Something of inferior quality; a conspicuous failure: a clinker of a show.
6. Chiefly British. Something admirable or first-rate.

Ouch! I just got hit in the head with a clinker!

by Fatguyinalittlecoat December 2, 2004

clitter bug

a crab that has migrated from the nappy gooch to the warmer area under the clitoral hood.

amanda: "my cunny itches i think i have a clitter bug."

ali: " but wouldnt that feel good?"

by Dinospumonie May 7, 2009