cleastwood

Someone who acts like Clint Eastwood.

GANGSTA: Hey Asshole, what are you doing on our turf?

CLEASTWOOD: (SlimJim clenched in teeth) This is my new front yard, punk. Now, you can blow away all by yourself, or I can blow you away. (two pistol barrel bulges appears in center of macho-poncho)

GANGSTA {& homie}: SSShhhiiittt!!! {they run away!}

by Marty Robbins January 1, 2007

mr. clean magic eraser

the best damn cleaner
used to make my shoes sexy and fresh!!!!

That mr. clean magic eraser is so good to get the shit off the wall

by i love pot January 8, 2005

cleaning my guns

A term used to put the fear of god in to someone.
almost a threat or warning of pre or post insanity.

come on in boy and set down and tell me about your self
you like my daughter
have fun you treat her with respect and ill see ya when you bring her back ill probably be up all night cleaning my guns
nobody likes me everybody hates me i am going home to clean my guns

by [e-mail] March 5, 2008

clean coal

egregious, patently absurd public relations campaign proffered by mining companies to reaffirm you are as ignorant as they think you are if you believe there is such a thing as clean coal

clean coal = dirty air

by lexicali slim September 27, 2009

vacuum cleaner

The only thing that sucks more than Twilight.

vacuum cleaner

by qkjeabfdia;shduaipohuaikghured June 10, 2014

Clean Your Clock

A slang phrase meaning to strike a blow to the face, where someone's face is their 'clock'.

Steve: Wow john, you blew it there.
John: Oh shut up, or I'll clean your clock.

by Super Cru (C-Baller) November 3, 2008

Bachelor Clean

1. A state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. It is generally acceptable to other heterosexual men, but fails to meet female standards.

2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.

James: Wow Ed, you clean up your place?

Ed: Yep.

Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.

Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.

Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009