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Selective Cleaning Disorder

Being told to clean or knowing that you need to clean, yet you don't. Instead you get on Facebook and look up words on Urban Dictionary. Then you clean when you absolutely have to (ie: company is coming over), have nothing better to do, or have a sudden urge to clean. But when you do choose to clean, you clean to the best of your ability. It really is a sickness of the mind because most likely you live in a fairly messy, yet often organized, house.
I've been putting off cleaning my room for three weeks, but now that my friends are coming over the entire house has to be spotless! I must have Selective Cleaning Disorder!
by createsnap October 27, 2010
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Personal House Cleaning

when a person wants to shrink their personal network; network of friends, acquaintances, collegues; ridding themselves of un-needed/un-wanted people.
I have way too many people in my life; need to do some personal house cleaning, so I can focus more on the people who mean more to me.

When de-friending facebook friends = personal house cleaning
unwantedun-neededpersonalnetworkfriends
by winnipegdude February 16, 2012
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clearingshop

A logical derivation of the common English word clearinghouse. It defines entities which obtain assets, property, etc. and liquidate them to the public at below wholesale prices.
There is an online auto parts clearinghouse that bears the name clearingshop.com
by robert berry December 14, 2008
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song changing syndrome

when someone changes a song repeatedly every 6 secs instead of actually listening to it no matter if the song is good or bad.

this is common with people who ride in your car or happen to gain access of the stereo at a party.

PS. dont let these people near your audio devices!! lol
Alexa has song changing syndrome whenever we ride in my car.
by hardhitr3 August 16, 2009
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changing at bakerloo

Never heard this expression before, but I'd just like to point out that there is NO station anywhere in the London Underground system by the name of 'Bakerloo'.

Therefore, I can only assume that the correct phrase is in fact 'Changing At Baker Street". As at Baker Street station it IS possible to change between the Hammersmith And City (pink) and Bakerloo (brown) lines.
Travel safely now...changing at bakerloo or anywhere else you might fancy
by Monkeybrains October 11, 2005
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pipe cleaning

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is having her period with the intention to help her "clean her pipe".
1. Dude, it's that time of the month -- pipe cleaning time!!!
2. Dude 1: Yo, my woman's on the rag,
Dude 2: It's cool man, you can totally pipe clean that.
3. Ya don't need lubrication when you're pipecleanin'!
by pipecleaner January 11, 2009
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Cleaning The Windows

The act of a lonely male in his teen years using paper towels and lubricant to relieve his horniness for a little while longer. AKA Jackin' off
by a_lonely_boy July 27, 2012
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