Clamps

what gets you absolutely locked up on locked up in a game of basketball

Dang every time I try to do something with the ball, this guy just clamps the absolute shit out of me.

by MikeHawkPhat January 21, 2022

Clamps

Someone who plays championship defense their entire life. This person usually picks a friend and becomes obsessed with them.

This kid won’t leave me alone he’s actually Clamps.

by sagem0hanty February 28, 2023

Pimp Clamp

The clamp you put on a prostitute when she doesn't pay her bills.

I wanted to bag Lafawnduh but she had a pimp clamp on her

by CaptainBops January 23, 2024

Shoulder clamp

What happens when you're too wasted to stand on your own two feet, but you have to walk back home or to the car

He had a few too many Moscow Mules at the bar last night, so he shoulder clamped on me as we left

by AnubisAscended March 23, 2019

Canine Clamp Legs

A dog's legs when a dog is about to be handled when the dog is at a resting position, this is likely due to the fact that the shortening of limbs is associated with protection and harm-prevention, like when a human crouches and protects their body from impact by covering their front side with their knees and their elbows in a crouching position.

I saw that canine clamp legs again, always ticks me off wondering how in the world that dawg gone do in the hou, always clamping, always timid to show its pride, dang, that canine clamp legs really got me to wonder how he in that position anyway.

by Urbane and Dictive October 20, 2022

aidan clamp

a man with a fatty

holy shit he has an aidan clamp

by gfsddsfgsedg May 21, 2023

Jœl Back Clamp

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.

John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil

Bessy: Where from?

John: The Sea of Scandinavia

Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp

John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?

Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 05, 2024