Dock the chopper

Cutting your pubic hairs too short.

I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.

by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016

balls-chopper

A bitch who is so aggressive that you cant criticize her cuz if you do she will hunt you down and chop your balls off. She is not necessarily a butch but she definitely comes off as one.

I want to ask my coworker Julie to keep it quiet at work but I'm too scared cuz she's such a balls-chopper.

by ThotsArePeopleToo March 18, 2016

Chopper Stopper

n. A land-to-air based rocket useful for destroying enemy Hinds, Cobras, and Chopper Gunners effectively angering people that worked to get a high killstreak.

Announcer: "Enemy Hind inbound."
Player 1: "Aw shit, does anyone have a Chopper Stopper?"

by Verroxi June 21, 2011

American Chopper

A show on the discovery channel in which guy build awesome choppers.

Dude A: Did you see the bike that Paul Made
Dude B: Bitchin'

by jimminypaul May 14, 2004

chit chopper

A wire coat hanger crafted in a manner to allow the "chopping" of turds which are too large to be flushed down the drain.

Mother of God. Look at that Monster. Honey, will you bring me the chit chopper?

by Daddy's home August 15, 2009

Cheese Chopper

One who has extreme flatulence. The farts tend to smell like salami and rotten cheese.

Yo cheese chopper, crack the window that fart smells like rotten cheese and salami.

by Giantsandpiper May 25, 2011

Chopper Plopper

This is when someone is hovering over the toilet taking a healthy one and it comes out like tasty freeze ice cream.

I was taking a shit, had to hover over the toilet to finish my Chopper Plopper.

by crickity April 1, 2010