Crackhead Time Machine

A person who if given the opportunity to go back in time to any era in their life to replay or relive would choose the 1980s simply based on the DRUGS , hairbands, Gay spandex pants, and the so-called party scene of their time to real live a crackhead Fantasy of the only time they felt meaningful in life. Such individual possibly may grow up to have bipolar tendencies, spend their free time in dive bars, or possibly be an air guitar superstar, or even claim to communicate with Nikki six via texting at 3 o'clock in the morning. Such device used for Time Machine maybe Ford pick up truck with the key components to time travel being broken tools and cigarette lighters

That crackhead time machine was on display at the Black horse Tavern.

By traveling 88 Miles per hour The crackhead Time Machine went back til when a balls were in and gay porn mustaches were in style.

by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014

crackheads

Niall Horan fans

We are Niall’s crackheads.

by Niall’s crackhead July 21, 2018

crackhead

a dumb bitch aka sarah, wHo says stupid shit and laughs at her own jokes. can be found laughing her nasty ass off in the corner and others being disgusted by her. she resides in crackhead county w her friend clarisse wHo hAs to protect and watch her, she often disapproves of her and looks at her with disappointment in her eyes

sarah adams is a CRACKHEAD, she laughs at her own jokes, she’s so silly. her friend is so disappointed in her

by sis007 January 19, 2019

National Crackhead Day

September 4th; National Crackhead Day is a day where all the crackheads are in charge. School work should be kept to a minimum and the classrooms and lunch room should be chaos due to the crackheads. If you are getting in trouble for being a crackhead, tell them it’s against the law and go home.

Crackhead: sksksksk and i oop sksksk i dropped my hydroflasksksksksksksksk

Teacher: sksksk go to the principals office.

Crackhead: and i oop

(National Crackhead Day is a day where crackheads unite for mass chaos)

by sksksksk42069 August 17, 2019

crackhead

1) A person on crack 2)One who does something so stupid that they would have to be on drugs

2)Jon was a crackhead because he punched a wall and broke his hand.

by MissCleo July 23, 2004

Corkhead

Someone who is massively out of their depth and all adrift, like a piece of cork bobbing on the ocean.

He doesn't have a clue what he's doing! He's just a fucking corkhead!

by BluWaffle May 13, 2018

Crackheadness

An adjective used to describe how much of a crackhead one is. Created by Brianna Countie in 2018.

My crackheadness is at an all time high.

by Crackhead P November 18, 2018