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Chinese Food

Often confused with the American-Chinese foods, which are pretty much reheated frozen clumps of MSG, unfresh ingredients, and cheap wholesale.

Real Chinese food are found in actual Chinese restaurants that mostly have CHINESE words on their front, which serve the real delicacies from Chinese culture.

Of course, their are many other regional favorites in actual China, yet many considers disgusting just because they aren't used to it.

The ones that makes fun of eating snake, and organs of animals, etc. being disgusting are probably pussies that are too scared to try exotic foods, since it is all washed and cleaned.
That stupid tourist over there actually tried to order chicken balls in a authentic Chinese restaurant, what an idiot.
by Some Chinese Guy December 31, 2003
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Chinese whispers

A phrase that describes how people distort an original message down the line.
Girl 1 to Boy 1: Man, I think Communism is a good idea but it sucks when applied to real life.

Boy 1 to Girl 2: Dude,Girl2 totally supports Communism!
by GeezLouise September 8, 2005
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Chinese Wanker

1. A wanker of the Chinese variety. Usually attributed to those people who take advantage of others friendship while regularly doing and saying stupid things. Can be used as a derogatory insult even if there is seemingly no chinese connection, in fact this is most often the case.

2. A fun thing to say at random times for little or no reason in order to invoke others into repeating the term.
1. Hakeem : Let's go to the shops today boys
Sam : Yeah ok
Jim : Sure thing
At the shops - Hakeem : I forgot my money, could you buy me some sweets? And a drink? And some donuts?
Jim : For fucks sake hakeem
Sam : You're such a Chinese wanker

2. Sam : Aha what a wanker
Jim : Seems a little Chinese too
Liam : A chinese wanker for sure
Sam : True Chinese wanker
Jim : Chi Chi Chi Chinese wanker!!!
All : Chinese Wanker!!!
by SirSammyG July 12, 2016
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Chinese Snowball

Exactly what you think it is, a compacted ball of rice used as a projectile.
Dude you missed it at lunch today! Fu Chow Meng got pelted in the face by a Chinese snowball; it wouldn't have been as funny if he didn't enjoy it so much.
by Butternutz77 September 27, 2010
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Chinese cartoon

A word for anime used by people who want to annoy weebs.
Stop watching Chinese cartoons and get a job.
by Bedlamite10 November 1, 2016
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Full Chinese

A double punch originating from the hips in an upward diagonal motion to the victim's mid torso. "FULL CHINESE!" must be said at time of attack, otherwise its just a useless pretend double punch. This is the kill move to end all fights - indefensable- totally destructive.
Fighter One: Punch.

Fighter Two: "FULL CHINESE!".

Fighter One: (Deceased).
by Mr Full Chinese April 28, 2008
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chinese food

Frikkin' Delicious!!!!
I love Chinese food, especially with a lot of shrimp and baby lobsters.
by Shawn B. April 3, 2003
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