Counter Strike: Source

An online FPS game that originated from Counter Strike (CS). Counter Strike: Source (CSS) is mainly a graphical update of the original with a new radar, buy menu, and a few maps thrown in. Many criticize the game for being "easier" due to vital spots on players made bigger though the game is still challenging and fun. The game is often looked down upon due to the steadily growing number of prepubecent boys with microphones and hackers. Only a fraction of the number of total players of the original CS, play CSS. Because of the smallish number of players, hacking and cheating isn't as bad of a problem on CSS as it is on CS. Its still recommended that you play with the microphone mute option enabled.

*NOTE* Playing CSS may lead to a broken computer or possibly an early death.

A typical Counter Strike: Source match

Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphne: Pphhhhptptpt!
Player 2: StfU NoOB
PLayer 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: Player 1 u fukIn haker!
12 year old with microphone: Ssssspspspspspszzzzzeertk!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 2: god dam stFU you fukinNo0b! GaY! FAG!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: HAKR!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphone: Kpstkpstkpstfffffeeerrrpt!
Player 4 Entered the Game
Player 3: PlAYur 1 iz a H4k0R!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with a microphone: Kephpphertzt! Pt! Pzphphsert!
Player 2: GAY! fAg quEER! Ill kILL yuor mothr! STfU N0ob!11!
Player 4 Left the Game

by I left CSS for WoW December 24, 2008

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Counter Top

When a girl is standing behind a counter or bar, and you think she has a hot body. Then she comes out from behind the counter and you find out her lower body is fat.

Cory: "Do you see that bartender? She is FINE!"

Neil: "Are you kidding?! Wait 'til she comes out from behind the bar, she's a major counter top!"

by Leopold B. Stotch July 15, 2009

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Body Count

1. How many persons one has murdered, killed, etc. For example, if the police had done a report on you once you've committed murder, would be 20.

2. How many people you have had sexual intercourse with. For example, if one of your friends came and asked you what your body count was after knowing you have had intercourse with multiple people, you'd reply, 5.

3. How many people who have been killed at the scene. For example, once they have counted the bodies in a murder scene, before figuring out the killer.

Definition one: Yn has a body count of 15 people in total.

Definition two: Hey, do you really have a body count of 5? Sick!

Definition three: I heard there was a body count of 15 at the last crime scene, a full on massacre!

by SweetWilloe November 19, 2017

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