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CantStopLandon

CantStopLandon is a term used for a Blond Kid whom of which is named “Landon” It can be used as a cool nickname for that person. The term first used for the username from the YouTube account CantStopLandon owned by “Landon Jones”
Landon is awesome! You just CantStopLandon man!”
by LizDibujo February 12, 2022
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Monkey Cars

Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.
Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.
by ShiniGami666 June 9, 2008
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Hooker Cards

Advertisements in the form of trading cards that you receive in Vegas while walking down the strip.
flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"
by Michelle Spirits March 18, 2010
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Toe caressment

(Verb) rubbing ones toes with your own gently and soothingly.
"Hold on stand still let me caress your toes, oh look it's Toe Caressment"
by ToeCaressment69 August 29, 2022
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House of Cards

a) A fragile condition.

b) Song by Radiohead from the In Rainbows album. The song depicts a man's love for a haughty girl. Although they can't be lovers but they can be lovers in denial.
Forget about your house of cards and I'll do mine.
by WandererAboveSeaofFog May 23, 2022
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cool story bro no one cares

hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.
by megsmellslikepineapples September 13, 2016
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caress

-to touch or stoke somebody or something affectionately.

-to touch, pass over, or affect someone in a soothing or seductive way.
I like to be caressed :P
by 0947youervmb297 April 28, 2005
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