Cardboard Dragon Puppet

A cardboard dragon puppet is the same as a paper dragon puppet yet it is made out of cardboard.

Hey, I just made a new Cardboard Dragon Puppet.

by anonymous January 31, 2025

Courtesy Cardboard

Used during a devil's threeway, to prevent the male's genitalia from touching during double penetration, dp. This can be cardboard, linoleum, magazines, or even a newspaper.

Bro 1: Man we should totally dp that skank
Bro 2: Aww shit, I knew I should have brought some courtesy cardboard..
Bro 1: Already ahead of you *reveals a few sheets of butchers paper*

by breaking girls cunts August 14, 2012

Cardboard Slut

Someone who is completely obsessed with cardboard and uses it as much as humanly possible, even going to the lengths of stealing cardboard just to get more of it.

"Did you hear what Jennie did?"
"No, what did she do?"
"I heard she stole cardboard from her neighbor, what a Cardboard Slut."

by Leonardo da Bakugou May 17, 2020

Cardboard Salesman

A cardboard salesman is like a snake oil salesman but of the modern era. Stupid ass products they sell may be things that you don't even need, like quesadilla makers or scams like a $30 laptop online

15-year-old trust fund kid: My stupid ass tried to buy a $5 1 TB USB online from a cardboard salesman

by Tax Evasion & Fraud September 11, 2022

Taste like cardboard

Stiffness in texture or taste “appetite left” .

It's a comparison. They're not saying it is literally inedible, they're saying it tastes similar to something inedible

Her “Pussy taste like Cardboard “..

Them taste testers taste like cardboard 🤢🤮

by Dcmarylandvirginia December 31, 2022

Good-Cardboard

Acid (LSD)

Oi brah, you got any of that good-cardboard?

by Kwinten Burns February 8, 2019

Wet cardboard

A character who lacks personality and is simply plain.

N: I just finished reading the book…
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard

by Ace the simp November 7, 2023