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Canon

CANON UP UR ASS. WATCH THE FXCKIN SHOW U FATASS ROLLY POLLY ASS BITCH. CANON UP YOUR ASS, UR PUSSY, UR EYE SOCKETS, UR PENIS HOLE. STFU. WATCH THE FXCKIN SHOW AND STOP MAKING WEIRD SHIT YOU STUPID ASS POOPOO BITCH. HOW WOULD YOH FEEL IF THERE WAS CANON IN YOUR BRAIN STFU. BE NORMAL. Thankyou đź©·
“that’s not canon”
“STFU CANON UP UR ASS”
by str4wb3rryy February 18, 2025
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Canon

Verb; refers to a person/place/situation that is a chill, comfortable, soothing vibe. Derived from the song "Canon in D Major"
Person 1: "What are you up to tonight?"
Person 2: "I'm going to yoga. That sounds very canon rn."
by Willenium November 19, 2019
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CANON

a gay man whos actually straight and has a penis the size of mount anthill (aproxiamtely 1/16 an inch)
dang that guys penis is small how does he pee out of that

idk bet hes a canon
by IMADOXURMOM January 24, 2022
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Canon

A word use for fans of certain fandom to refer of how closed the relationship of two character are.
Oh I love Naruto x Hinata, They are canon!
by Book_eater_geek March 12, 2017
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canon

something that the AOT fandom can’t understand.
“It’s canon that Levi is pansexual, and Eremin is Isayama’s favorite ship.”
by femrea August 21, 2021
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Cream Canon

When your girl is jerking you so good you shoot a massive load of cum out of your dick
I gave anthony such a good cream Canon last night
by Good dick41 April 10, 2024
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Canon

When you spray Semen into little balls and then put it back in and pee it out at her (radley)
by Emeraso. July 13, 2023
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