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cancer list

A list of people that you would have sex with if your spouse died (of cancer or some other cause). It has to be someone you actually know and have a realistic chance with, not celebrities. This is for people who'd never cheat on their spouse but still fantasize.
"That hot secretary is definitely #1 on my cancer list!"
by BigBootyBitchhhh November 3, 2011
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Noob Cancer

Mostly used in team based on-line games, where a number of poor players are so bad, they start to effect the more skilled members of the team. Most likely becuase they are annoyed at their useless team-mates, and are too preoccupied yelling at them to concentrate on the game, or they know they have no chance of winning and just give up. Thus the cancer of a handful of useless noobs, spreads to the whole team, making them all useless.
"IDIOT! Look what you made me do! Just go away! Give your noob cancer to some other server!"
by PoisonedAl August 12, 2009
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Cancer Muggle

People who haven’t had cancer but like to give shit advice to us as if they have a clue
Another cancer muggle just told me I could cure my cancer by being vegan”
by apl_bitch March 5, 2019
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Candemic

Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.
I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!
by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020
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Fiery cancerous hole

Word created when all three insults are applied: go die in a fire, go die of cancer, go die in a hole. Used when you can't be asked to fire separate insults at a person or do not have the time to argue with them.
Man1- Do you want to play with me in warhammer club?
Man2- Go away. No one likes you. You have no friends.
Man1- What about Lego club?
Man2- No. Go die in a fiery cancerous hole.
Man1- (starts crying)
by JMUK July 17, 2012
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Cancer Culture

A Cancer Culture is much like a cancel culture is when people (like cancer) spread an idea or an opinion which they all back for no reason other than they heard it from someone they thought to be important or influential.
by SnaZZyG December 3, 2019
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Texticular Cancer

A sickness where people constantly text message each other throughout the day. Also can describe someone who wont stop texting and is on the phone texting ALL DAY. Can possibly lead to carpal tunnel.
I think Mandy might have texticular cancer because she is texting Sarah and shes only 3 feet away.

If you keep texting your gf 100 times a day you will get texticular cancer.
by Sean Mullett February 11, 2007
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