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Blindside Butterbeans 

1. A bittersweet dish served specifically to evicted Big Brother houseguests who didn't see it coming.
2. The spoils of a successful backdoor plan.
3. Something Pooch and Ameerah may be allergic to when they try it for the first time.
Git ready pooch, you're about to be served up a big ol' plate of Blindside Butterbeans.

Double Butterball

An advanced sexual maneuver called The Double Butterball where you simultaneously put one thumb deep in her pussy and the other thumb all the way up her ass, then move both thumbs around rapidly like you're playing a video game with two analog sticks. The motion looks like a turkey flapping its wings.
I gave her The Double Butterball for 20 minutes straight and she was so stuffed she passed out like it was right after Thanksgiving dinner.