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a derogatory term used in reference to a member of the elderly population that has an unwarranted sense of entitlement. This could be because they (a) have most likely done absolutely nothing memorable with their life, or (b) they continue to believe, in the face of logic, that they are better than younger generations, even though said younger generations can operate technology and/or still have control over bodily functions.
That butterbricking old man took 18 bathroom breaks in one day! (Here, it is used as a modifier to the adjective "old." Being a butterbricker, is something only an elderly person can be. It is not, however, a replacement for the term "old.")

I am going to beat his wrinkly butterbricking ass! (Here it is implied that the subject is of the elderly population.)
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butterdicking 

when a guy doesn't have any lube, but he suggests using some butter from a tub in the fridge
Erica didn't have any lube at her house, so she and her date tried butterdicking with the tub of Land-o-Lakes from the fridge.
butterdicking by vwallac September 29, 2017
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Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

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To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
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Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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