butcher's maxi pad

The absorbant pad at the bottom of a supermarket meat package.

My friends and I were cooking sausage, but I forgot to remove the butcher's maxi pad

by noidavailable September 15, 2008

shady butcher

shady butcher a term for someone who is homosexual

shady butcher likes gettin his meet delivered to the back door

shut it yah shady butcher

by nicky25 May 21, 2008

bent as a butchers hook

1. A bummer
2. gay as fuck
3. A common british phrase used to describe a gay member of society.

I saw Charlie last night, he's a very intelligent bloke, but he's as bent as a butchers hook.

by Leon S. August 5, 2005

as slippery as a butcher's prick

an expression from New Zealand:
extremely slippery, treacherously slippery
difficult to pick up or hold because it is slippery

drive carefully, the road is as slippery as a butcher's prick

watch that guy, he's as slippery as a butchers prick

by duckman_fromnga May 28, 2006

rusty butcher

The act of anal intercourse followed by gnawing of the providers penis. Teeth marks and blood must be present

a rusty butcher is defined as while mark is performing anal intercourse after ejaculation with Jane he proceeds to remove his penis from Janes anus and insert it into her mouth and Jane proceeds to gnaw on marks penis like a corn on the Cobb (gj) (dd)(sr) (cw)

by Rusty Butcher June 1, 2017

Butchers Danger Wank

The act of self pleasure where one (usually a butcher) takes a freshly sharpened knife and places it underneath his scrotum whilst masturbating. Knowing that any slip or excessive movements will cause severe damage adds to his depraved sense of excitement.

Mum warned me not to use her good steak knives if I was to have a cheeky Butchers Danger Wank.

by Han Ho April 28, 2009

Sneaky Butcher

1) A man of the meat trade who is sly by nature.
2) A lady's man who has more than one woman on the go at the same time, but keeps this fact to himself through the cunning art of being sneaky.

1) Mr Bloggs the butcher only gave me four and a half pounds of brisket instead of five! That butcher is sneaky!
2) Ben really is a sneaky butcher; you never know where he'll put his meat!

by dan258 December 11, 2003