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Asshole Breaker

In proper use, A-A-A-ASSHOLE BREAKER. A term for a gay man of exceptional proportions. Can also be used in discussion or comment threads pertaining to assholes or cocks of any shape, size, and color.
* <==8 Bam!
o <==8 Bam!
O <==8 Bam!
() <==8 Bam!
=( )= <==8 Bam!
=(☼)= <==8 Bam!
A-A-A-ASSHOLE BREAKER!

(example taken from this reddit thread:

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7jgws/the_votecount_of_this_post_decides_if_i_tell_my/c06tsxu?context=10

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by Haiavaha December 20, 2008
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breaker

Person whose cerebral palsy or similar condition makes him or her move and walk in jerks and twists, thus appearing to be break-dancing.
By extension, any person with a motor disability or exceedingly clumsy.
"So who's that Apa" guy?
"He's the breaker always hanging out in the mall"
"Poor guy"
by GermanQR September 23, 2005
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C-c-c combo breaker

When Barack Obama changes up a history of white presidents by being black and being the 44th President.
Dude 1: Yo, Barack Obama just got elected President by stomping John McCain!

Dude 2: C-C-C COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
by DeazKnights March 19, 2009
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concrete breaker

big hude D cell (internet ordered) vibrator made out of cheep plastic that cracks easly and causes television interfrence and is owned by swingers which can be used on him or her (or both if they r lucky)
lets go up stairs for some concrete breakin babe (and when were finished go the shop for a slab of miller bitch!)
by baztheman September 29, 2003
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guyce breaker

1. The act of talking about sports, camping, fishing, etc. as a way of avoiding any awkward conversations between men.
2. The art of starting a conversation with a complete stranger by discussing assumed common subjects.
I ran into "Jim" after his divorce and asked him about the Michigan game. Perfect guyce breaker, he didn't mention his wife at all.
I met this guy at the bar the other day. He asked me if I was Padres fan. Apparently my hat was a guyce breaker
by bigg dawg730 March 26, 2009
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spring breakers intro

a place where girls flaunt their boobs and drink beer - also known as the introduction to the movie "Spring Breakers"
man, you've seen the spring breakers intro, right? all those girls flaunting their chatchka, wow.
by pleaseletmepostthisidk April 13, 2014
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Bihah J Breaker

Girl thats irritating buggin or plain retarded
Man that bihah J breaker keeps takin shit out my wallet
by ThaFivestar January 18, 2012
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