branded

assaulted (sexually), commonly used in the settings of competitive gaming and derived from the late Russel Brand a well known British celebrity and known sex offender (& addict)

wow get branded nubcat

by Danoob March 12, 2008

Blander

Synonym for a sexual act or body part (noun, verb).

That girl was rubbing up on my blander.

I haven't been blandered in three weeks.

by blandersong January 10, 2009

Bandersnatch

1.A woman thats vagina smells worse than a rotting fish market

2.Someone that is being extremely annoying or a huge dueche bag

"The girls that was trying to get with me last night was a real bandersnatch"

"Why does that kid have to be such a bandersnatch"

by SnatchFinger January 25, 2010

Brandering

A pun off of the words “brand” and “pandering”. When a brand with a social media account pretends to be a real person in an attempt to pander to a certain fandom in the hopes that they support said brand by, for example, buying their products.

random food brand: “omg we love harry styles so much we stan!”

an obsessed stan: “im gonna buy (insert brand name food product here) now just cause they pretend to like harry styles!”

a regular person: “silence, brand. stop brandering.”

by sendme_2themoon December 30, 2020

Branderson

An abbreviation of the name of famous author Brandon Sanderson. Usually used by lazy book nerds to communicate. People who use the word Branderson unironically usually are the same people who say "RAFO" in their day-to-day life.

"what happens at the end of the latest Branderson book?"
"RAFO lol"

"Why are you like this David thats why i deleted you on all my socials"

by Cryptic aka Plass April 20, 2021

Banderbutt

To be a funny friend that can make anything fun. Tends to be accident pron and tends to fall a lot.

Guy 1: Dude that girl just fell up the steps!

Guy 2: Shes a total banderbutt

by smitty12394 April 5, 2009

Blanderize

The act of converting a highly flavoursome or spicy dish of african/asian/etc origin, to a bland, dull and less spicy-flavoured version. This consequently makes it suitable for consumption by mainstream english-speaking people who have conservative food tastes. This can also be applied to bland/dull dishes created in the western world but attributed to foreign origins.

The famous curry-influenced cuisine of India was blanderized by the introduction of spiceless packet curry mixes to the shelves of a local supermarket.

Chow mein is a recently created meal of the 20th century, comprising of generic meat, vegetables and spices. It is often attributed to china, but has more local american origins.

by polyhistor May 5, 2009