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Braindead Afrikaner

A braindead Afrikaner is an Afrikaner who has a very low IQ, probably calls black people nogs, believes that Orania is retarded, and believes that a South African Civil War is coming, an therefore spends all of his spare rands on canned biltong. Synonyms include Kaaplander and braindead Boer.
Horne: Did you see the YouTube channel of this Kaaplander individual, he seems quite unintelligent.
Smith: I have seen his channel, and I believe that he is a braindead Afrikaner.
by HandleBrake12 July 3, 2020
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braindead

Gory zombie horror film of extremely high calibre by Lord of the Rings' Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh. Great stuff.
Braindead is a great film, I liked the bit with the lawnmower!
by cakeandfinewine September 23, 2004
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Branned

Extremely vulgar way of saying 'fucked'. It holds every negative connotation ever conceived by man and is the most insulting word.
Person 1: Thats fucked up
Person 2: No it's not, it's branned.

S: That guy is such a bran
J: Yeah, he seriously can't teach
Ray: Wheres your homwok?
by Pairs of three guys December 22, 2008
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braided leather belt

A belt that douchey frat boys wore in the 90s and early 2000s.

There may be another word to describe this material, but only douches would know it.
I wanna do a keg stand, bro. Hold me up by my braided leather belt.
by ahlei June 8, 2016
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braindead monkerton

The term is used to describe someone or something that is inept or below average intelligence.

The word "monkerton" is formed from the shortening of "monkey" -> "monk" with an additonal "erton." (To signify relevance or importance)
Got_bot just teamkilled again. What a braindead monkerton.
by smore007 April 21, 2018
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Braindead Cadet

A PBST security guard who just joined and goes on to MRK visitors with baton uniformless. They often have no bobux or just dont care about the rules. Who cares anyway, Combat will probably send him to brazil anyway.
OML STOP TURNING ON THE LASERS YOU BRAINDEAD CADET
by Mygemdiamond January 19, 2021
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Tight Braided

When a persons braids are so tight-- they can't think right! They are thinking/acting crazy.
Tom: Did you hear what Kyle was saying?
Kevin: That boy is tight braided!

OR

Tom: Whats wrong with you-you must be tight braided!

Or

Bitch you just get you braids done, because you are tight braided
by Housing Lady December 23, 2014
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