Fisherman Tom - Wow BP oil has killed all my fish....and thier boat just hit my dock! I just recieved a BP DP!!!
by M Mac July 14, 2010
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by Dr Aron January 23, 2015
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Jill's lemonade is playing BP hide-n-seek! My guess is that roughly 25% has absorbed into the cup, 10% has killed the surrounding wild life, and the remaining 40% has ruined the tourism economy.
by D-Feld August 6, 2010
Get the BP hide-n-seek mug.A very recent term I picked up straight from the mouths of the local residents of the US Gulf Coast States, especially from Louisiana, which refers to, and defines coughing so hard due to the respiratory illnesses caused by the poisonous fumes, flames and soot of crude oil following the BP oil spill and drill last year.
Some Gulf Residents in their outrage against BP also attached Skin Rashes to the BP Cough illness. Without a shadow of a doubt , the atmospheric pollution and contamination caused by the poisonous fumes, flames and soot of crude oil might lead to many other illnesses which the local people are still unaware of but the BP COUGH here , for the sake of clarity, only defines a disease that hits the lungs.
Diagnosis : BP COUGH
Prescription Drug. BE PATIENT.
Some Gulf Residents in their outrage against BP also attached Skin Rashes to the BP Cough illness. Without a shadow of a doubt , the atmospheric pollution and contamination caused by the poisonous fumes, flames and soot of crude oil might lead to many other illnesses which the local people are still unaware of but the BP COUGH here , for the sake of clarity, only defines a disease that hits the lungs.
Diagnosis : BP COUGH
Prescription Drug. BE PATIENT.
AS an example, I take my pledge , analogy and definition to Edgar Alan Poe who, in his only complete novel, The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket (1838) once picked up the strange voices the natives of the Island of Nantucket produce; and to his surprise, he found out that those voices are similar to the voices of the big white birds. Nature was the teacher back then. “Art is an Imitation” as Aristotle defined it. The story is not the same today regretfully. The Zillionaire Companies and the Billionaire villains are screwing nature up for the sake of fat pockets. They don’t care. Today, they are leaving nothing for the Artist to imitate or pick up from Nature. We live in a world of flux, constant change. Nothing is taken for granted and nothing is ever the same. Therefore, I have no option but to define the disastrous consequences of destroying Nature and Man. It is the “BP Cough as the locals” of Louisiana call it. (Gulf Residents at BP meeting: We were treated like criminals”) , World Bog, NBC News, 4-14, 2011.
by Jay Musleh May 11, 2011
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A lifestyle originated by a group of visionary UTexas college students in Austin, TX.
Typical Thursday/Friday/Saturday Night:
10 PM:
Brethren congregate with copious amounts of beer to cap off the week and indulge in the play of good ol' Beer Pong, while loud EDM/Dub step music plays in the background. Girls often surround the BP table, laughing and cheering on the men.
11.30 PM:
After several rounds of BP, the men reach a checkpoint as they start thinking about leaving their premises to go Downtown (6th Street).
But before leaving, in the spur of the moment, the men shotgun a beer while chanting "Let's get weird" at the top of their lungs.
MIDNIGHT:
Arrive Downtown. Start off with Jagerbombs. Then, go bar hopping to get really hammered and to then find hot women who are DTF.
2 AM
Eat at Big Bite/Kerbey Lane Cafe, or get delicious trailer food. Occasionally, mess with/con people to see their reactions.
4 AM
Pass out with bros or sleep with a hoe. (Bro before hoe, unless hoe wants the bro)
11 AM - 1 PM
Eat Brunch with the bros and rehash the events of yesternight for anyone who suffered a blackout event.
A lifestyle originated by a group of visionary UTexas college students in Austin, TX.
Typical Thursday/Friday/Saturday Night:
10 PM:
Brethren congregate with copious amounts of beer to cap off the week and indulge in the play of good ol' Beer Pong, while loud EDM/Dub step music plays in the background. Girls often surround the BP table, laughing and cheering on the men.
11.30 PM:
After several rounds of BP, the men reach a checkpoint as they start thinking about leaving their premises to go Downtown (6th Street).
But before leaving, in the spur of the moment, the men shotgun a beer while chanting "Let's get weird" at the top of their lungs.
MIDNIGHT:
Arrive Downtown. Start off with Jagerbombs. Then, go bar hopping to get really hammered and to then find hot women who are DTF.
2 AM
Eat at Big Bite/Kerbey Lane Cafe, or get delicious trailer food. Occasionally, mess with/con people to see their reactions.
4 AM
Pass out with bros or sleep with a hoe. (Bro before hoe, unless hoe wants the bro)
11 AM - 1 PM
Eat Brunch with the bros and rehash the events of yesternight for anyone who suffered a blackout event.
Bro 1: "Yo bro, what do you want to do this fine Friday night?"
Bro 2: "Let us follow our tradition of BP DT DTF"
Bro 2: "Let us follow our tradition of BP DT DTF"
by Slick Nick Big Richard Apple M April 16, 2013
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That guy ran his truck off a bridge on I-95. Traffic was snarled all day but he didn't pull off a BP Fail.
by M249_taterlauncher May 28, 2010
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by Rosé's Solo January 2, 2021
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