Bockos

a fat, slow horse with unusually deformed teeth and gums.

That bloke's teeth are jacked up, he looks like a Bockos.

You can lead a Bockos to water but you can't make it drink.

A Bockos in the hand is worth a punch in the balls in the bush.

He is slower than a Bockos.

by Grandballer October 21, 2013

bocker

(n). Someone or something that is especially cute or adorable. Usually used in reference to children or boyfriends.

(adj). Having the qualities of a bocker.

(v). The act of doing something to make someone more of a bocker.

That little girl is such a bocker!

So this bocker kid goes up to his mom and says...

I totally just bockered up my boyfriend's hair.

by Anonymouser2 August 26, 2005

bork

(To bork) verb
To have your art stolen by an obsessed fan, and regurgitated.

Oh shit, some bitch came into my recording studio and stole my lyrics. Then she used them in her own song. I've been borked!

by Kate Borrowkowski July 3, 2011

borked

1. v. past tense. to have broken something, especially regarding technology.

2. adj. broken.

3. adj. pejorative. people who think that Robert Bork was qualified to sit on the Supreme Court.

Examples:
1. The Internet connection is broken because I just borked the firewall.

2. The mail server is borked.

3. Rush Limbaugh is clearly borked!

by intelligentsia September 5, 2006

Borch

Referring to something out of the ordinary, broken, improperly functioning, etc.

I got into an accident, now my car is all borched up.

by Tom December 13, 2003

bocker

The equivalent of a "fag" in English public school, Christ's Hospital. Simultaneously a term for the kitchen staff.

my mate knows one of the bockers, he says they wank into the ravioli all the time.

by thorn a gay November 14, 2011

bocker

Word to define a subject that has no definition.

Also used after the word chicken for even more confusion.

What is that? It's a bocker!

Chicken bockers all over the place.

GG n00b chicken bocker sit down

by NateWHO April 17, 2004