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boner!

Another way to say wow or awesome. Best used in a crowd of senior citizens or during class. Be careful not to look down as you say it as to not send the wrong message.
Dude1: Man I just aced my Chemistry exam!
Dude2: Boner!
by WhoaTimesTwo April 12, 2004
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Boner

1) The slang term for an erect penis

2) The profession of getting meat off of a bone to put in hot dogs
1) When Jennifer practically gave Robert a lap dance in math class, he had a boner and you could clearly see that Jennifer was surprised by it

2) Josh: Do you even know what you want to be as a grown up?

Kevin: Dude, a boner!
by Awf uck May 14, 2014
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Kid: Sir can i have a pen? I forgot mine.
Teacher: No pen again? Kid, you need to stop making all of these stupid boners.
by LeilaSP April 2, 2019
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Boner

When a guy sees something sexy, his dick may get stony and he will want to fuck whatever it is.
Rick: Dude, you got a boner!
Nathan: Yeah, that porn ad looks pretty sexy....
by CopierCattus December 3, 2019
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Buffering media footage as it is downloaded, specifically for pornographic material (e.g. a video)
I was readying my supplies as the porno was bonering. It was a large file, so there was a lot of bonering.
by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010
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A word to describe someone who thinks they’re hot shit but in reality they’re an annoying tool.
Gary: have you ever met “the Butch dog”?
Andrew: no but he sounds like a huge boner, who would refer to themself in the third person like that on a regular basis?
by Mkejne April 2, 2020
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A time when the blood in ur body rushes to ur penis making it hard. When this happens u masterbate
I have a boner did
by Iwasinurmom May 21, 2021
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