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Bollock Slap

When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.
Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.
by RhysMac March 11, 2012
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Bollock Buster

When one's bollocks are busted in a painful fashion. Can also describe an idiot, a nonce or your general Kool Kid
Oi, you bollock buster, get over yourself you self obsessed, weed taking, girl flirting fuckface
by Sissoko July 27, 2019
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bollock toe

When a gentlemen's trousers are pulled up so high he creates the equivalent of a female camel toe.
Steve's bollock toe was perfectly formed this evening. His trousers were up to his waist!
by UrbanEntry April 7, 2016
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Cyber-Bollocking

When you get told off by your parents/guardians on facebook or other social networking site.
Hey, Mike! Your mum just gave you a cyber-bollocking on your wall!
by Jiminator October 7, 2010
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almighty bollocking

A beating so intense that you can almost see God. Queen Elizabeth gave such a beating to her grandson, Prince William, after he chased his cousin Zara into a lamppost which almost fell on her.
She came charging in and gave us the most almighty bollocking. I had learned to be careful in how I play.
by lodakabal September 17, 2022
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Swamp Bollock

A testicle (Bollock) that becomes attached to the inner-thigh, often due to hygiene mismanagement, that condemns a man to discomfort and entanglement until shower time.
Man, I need a shower like, right now, as this Swamp Bollock is giving me jip.
by Spoon-El of Krypton September 5, 2016
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soft bollock

a translation of the well known french insult about the english
gypo segal is a soft bollock
by Dave Astbury October 13, 2007
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