Pair Bonding

Oh wow! A porn girl is invoking pair bonding!? Holy shit the red-pill is kicking in!

Hym "So... Watching porn affects a man's ability to pair bond... But banging a bunch of fat-cocks... Doesn't have an effect on pair bonding? What!? SO... She won't date a porn guy. She's too good to date a porn guy... Why? Probably pre-selection. If you have to watch porn, women probably aren't throwing themselves at you, if women aren't throwing themselves at you then you probably don't have a fat cock, and (in the words of Kevin Samuels) if you don't have a fat cock what reason does she have to sleep with you? Other then supplementary income (obviously). Hilarious! She hit the red pill guys with the uno reverse!"

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

Gold Bonding

Also known as Boy Bonding.

When a bunch of guys get ina circle and pass around Gold Bond. Everyone puts in their hand the reaches down their pants, and puts it on their balls.

Afterword everyone shakes hands

We're definitely gold bonding at the bachelor party!

by Gidonidus May 20, 2024

Raw bedding

Going straight to bed after working out without showering. Meant to restore equilibrium to one's microbiome.

We might want to stay at yours tonight babe, I've been raw bedding this week.

by Alpha-bedder December 7, 2024

James Bonding

When two men use a double sided dildo named James. It then becomes a bonding experience

Hey Dave I haven’t seen you in a while, want to hang out this weekend? We can do some James Bonding!

by BootyFinga December 12, 2024

Bunk Bedding

When two males place their penis’s ontop of each other while facing each other. One male will wrap his hand(s) around both penis’s and stroke them. Both males should feel immense pleasure during this action.

Dude I walked in on my roommate bunk bedding with our neighbor.

by Skindiana Bones August 7, 2025

Alternative Baby Bonding (ABB)

Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)

My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.

by J.Luis September 19, 2019

Off-piste bodging

Fornication or adultery

When Jim and Anne came down, their stupid smiles made it clear they had been doing some off-piste bodging.

by Naughty Daddy July 4, 2021