Alabama blonde

- a girl who has blonde hair on her head--usually that's bleached that color--and brown or otherwise darker hair on her pussy

Cheerleader from Alabama - "My name is Melissa, and I'm a Alabama blonde. I bleach my hair because it makes me pretty, especially against my tanning bed brown skin and Vasalined teeth. Nobody knows it's not my real color except for my boyfriend and the girls from school that come over for spend the night parties to play board games and drink Vanilla vodka. The hair on my pussy is just a little bit darker, like almost black, but it's really just dark brown. I'm an Alabama blonde.

by SirZDefiner September 8, 2014

Fake Blonde

girls usually named Susana

Susana is such a fake blonde

by fake blonde hater February 11, 2022

Punchy Blonde

A girl that wears a “modernized” cowgirl aesthetic, has bright blue eyes, the worst spray tan you’ve ever seen, and blonde hair that’s usually curled with a cowboy hat on top.

Hey look over there!

Why?
It’s a girl with ranglers and bright blue eyes.
Oh is she a punchy blonde?

by Anonymous6942000 June 27, 2022

punchy blonde

a blonde hair blue eyed country girl, sometimes a truck slut, that dosn’t give a fuck about nothing, will do anything you bet them to, and can commonly be see wearing wranglers and ariats. they often only hang out with men and would prefer to sit shotgun rather then go shopping.

damn look at that punchy blonde, she has a nice rig

by zach284793 July 16, 2022

Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special mushroom burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Bathroom Blogger

Someone who writes on the wall of a bathroom stall while using the toilet.

Last time I was in stall number 2 I saw an amazing critique of the utility of Scott's mom, coupled with a drawing of a penis, done by the bar's most prolific bathroom blogger, Jocko.

by Chaz Burgundy November 4, 2007

Fake Blonde

Hair that has been bleached (and bleached) until it becomes light in color. Not to be confused with orange or green. Fake blonde is unnatural blonde. May have toner over the bleach to add "natural" highlights.

"Hey, you need to touch up that fake blonde, your roots are showing"

by 2 Madre October 10, 2008