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Bloaf

Can be used in any part of speach- noun, verb, adverb, adjective ("bloafy"); originates from full term "blow fish". The term describes one who is a fat oaf who never gets anything accomplished. It involves access eating of unhealthy foods most often while watching movies and/or TV on DVD...specifically one tree hill. Proper attire required (no jeans, hoodies and sweats are best)
Common phrases in which word is used "DTB?" "She looks bloafy." "I straight bloafed this box of cheezits""Girl you straight BLOAFIN" "Does this make me look bloafy?"
by Dovie1874 February 22, 2011
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blomee

same as blow me.
the moderators of this web site can blomee! since they publish everbody elses bullshit but mine!

fuck off and blomee!
by urbandichater June 11, 2009
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blomit

Excessive writing or posting to a blog; "blog vomit."
"I don't bother following John's blog anymore. Been a lot of blomit on there lately."
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Blomosexual

A man who considers himself straight, but allows gay men to perform oral sex on them.
I'm not gay but when I was in prison I was a blomosexual.
by blacksheeep September 2, 2010
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blogflog

Posting a link to your own blog on other blogs. Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective. Fr. Brit 'flog' meaning to sell or promote. I invented this word a few weeks ago.
Pardon my blogflogging, but go read my post.
A fine piece of blogfloggery.
Got this info via a blogflog.
by Gordon Moore November 12, 2004
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Blomp

A misspelling of the term "Glomp"... Now known as a boob glomp
"She keeps blomping me! D:"
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bloft

Noun
1. a formerly unfinished (or demolished) basement of a building, warehouse, factory, or home, made over into a stylish living space but which retains elements of the original space and purpose.

2. any converted or adapted below-grade space that has high enough ceilings and enough natural light that the resident artists or dancers, gallery curator or director and their patrons could possibly forget they're living working or sleeping underground.

3. an awesome and legal basement apartment featuring heated polished concrete floors, glass block walls, exposed rock foundation wall, sunken soaker tub.

Verb
1. To create a living space in the basement of one's home that is so expensive and luxurious that you want to go down and live in it yourself, but you can't afford it.

Origin:

2010; E compound formation basement + loft (n.), See loft
Mmm, I can't wait to show you my bloft!

When you're on holiday, can I please bloft-sit for you?

Hey Jen, isn't it time you had another bloft party?

Ashley, if you ever give up your fantastic bloft, can you please let me know first!

Before I moved into my bloft, I never imagined that such luxury could be found underground!
by delawareness February 20, 2010
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