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my yugo is in the shop lets take the black man's limousine.
yeah lets ride it to frogtown and lets hear you call it that down there ya bigot!
shut up hippie
yeah lets ride it to frogtown and lets hear you call it that down there ya bigot!
shut up hippie
by cacapoopoo pee pee pants September 18, 2010
Get the Black Man's Limousine mug.Noun: A bubble of blackened blood trapped under the skin, as is caused when one traps a web of skin in a mousetrap, hits it with a hammer or similar. White kids in the 1970s said it.
Adult: "Ouch! I've given myself a black man's pinch in the edge of that drop-leaf dining table."
Child: "That phrase is outdated and pejorative to black people. Please don't use it again."
Adult: "You're right. I'm sorry. What should I say instead."
Child: "Subcutaneous haematoma would be both the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion."
Adult: "Thank you for making me a better human being. By the way, what would be the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion as would be caused by a hefty clip round the ear?"
Child: "You appear to be condoning an act of physical abuse toward a minor. I'm calling Social Services."
Child: "That phrase is outdated and pejorative to black people. Please don't use it again."
Adult: "You're right. I'm sorry. What should I say instead."
Child: "Subcutaneous haematoma would be both the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion."
Adult: "Thank you for making me a better human being. By the way, what would be the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion as would be caused by a hefty clip round the ear?"
Child: "You appear to be condoning an act of physical abuse toward a minor. I'm calling Social Services."
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005
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When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.
by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009
Get the Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass mug.Slang used for maple nut ice cream, which is extremely tasty and cherished by many African Americans.
Zeb asked Ray what he had to eat as he opened up the fridge. To Zeb's pleasant surprise, right next to the frozen hot dogs, sat a carton of black man's dream.
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Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.
by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015
Get the slapping the black man's knee mug.Alcoholic beverage served at Irish Pubs consisting of hard cider on the bottom and Guinness stout on the top. Excellent for mid-day drinking since it doesn't make your breath smell like beer, tipping off your boss that you went to the pub for a pint (or two).
Also referred to as simply 'Poor Man's'
Also referred to as simply 'Poor Man's'
Barkeep: A Black & Tan for you today?
Me: Not today; lemme get a Poor Man's Black Velvet.
Barkeep: Ahhh... Better for summer, eh?
Me: Indeed.
Me: Not today; lemme get a Poor Man's Black Velvet.
Barkeep: Ahhh... Better for summer, eh?
Me: Indeed.
by CitizenBob May 25, 2007
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