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cock blizzard

When you get coated in jizz after masturbating in front of a nearby fan
Whoohoo, this is best use for a fan ever! Cock blizzards rule
by Matt Dasher May 12, 2008
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california blizzard

the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired
man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?

man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week
by marvey magnums October 2, 2010
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Columbian Blizzard

When a woman has Columbian cocain on her asshole and farts, creating a blizzard
I was about to snort snow off the strippers ass, instead she farted and gave me a Columbian blizzard
by EAudi April 13, 2023
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Space Blizzard

Space Blizzard Is A YouTuber Who Uploads Commentary And Gaming Videos
Yo Have You Seen Space Blizzard Last Video Its Great
by soapofgsglkg November 9, 2020
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Blizzard Burka

What women wear when it's freezing cold out and snowing like the dickens, consisting of a ski cap pulled low over their eyebrows and a scarf or turtle fur neck gaiter up over their noses, leaving only their eyes exposed. Then they throw a long wool or down coat on, creating the effect of wearing a burka.
Martin: Wow, this is some snowstorm!
Laurie: Martin, it's me!
Martin: Laurie? I didn't recognize you in your Blizzard Burka.
by mblxv January 4, 2014
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Blizzard Bedlam

An Ice stage on the south pole of little planet.

The term Bedlam has misled many into thinking it is an asylum.
Temporacle: So... are we gonna take the Time Stone back or something?

Dr. Robotnik: Sure I mean I had a rocket hooked up anyway so I guess.

Temporacle: Wait weren't we just at little planet? Can't we just go thru Prism Relic again?

Dr. Robotnik: Well I mean I was really looking forward to the rocket and I want to go to Blizzard Bedlam really ba- and Sonic is breaking in.

Temporacle: Wait, did he just jump into the water willingly.

Dr. Robotnik: Yeah I heard the music is really good down there.
by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 4, 2021
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blizzard cum

thick cum that resembles a Blizzard milkshake.
OMG, did you just see that Blizzard cum all over that girls face? It looked so thick and creamy!
by girlyoucraycray November 15, 2011
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