Spikey Blonde Hair

What lesbians have

If a chick has Spikey Blonde Hair, she's probly lez

by Shaved_Deer February 7, 2012

Marlboro Virginia Blend

The best cigarette out there. Comes in a beautiful silver pack lined with gold, adorned by the classic blue tobacco stamp on top of the pack. What smooth operators smoke. Finally when they printed "20 class A cigarettes on the bottom", they meant it. Extremely repulsive to Newport smokers. That's because most Newport smokers don't know what a real cigarette is like. When I bum these cigarettes to people it's like giving away my kids. The only thing sexier and more attractive than a pack of Marlboro Virginia Blend is Jennifer Connelly.

smooth operator: wow, that guy has class, he's smoking that new marlboro virginia blend!

by mr. smooth operator November 21, 2007

blondephile

A guy who prefers blondes and will not marry anyone but a blonde.

Where are all the girls? A blondephile would say this in a room full of beautiful brunettes.

by SoleilSmile January 9, 2007

Will It Blend?

A internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson to show his company's blender is the world's most powerful blender. He created short videos of his blender liquefying Plungers, Light Bulbs, Rake Handles, Toy Dolls, Cell Phones and even an Ipod and posted them on YouTube. Via free word of mouth and internet blogging Dickson created a huge interest in his product for virtually nothing compared to using paid advertising on television.

"Will It Blend? That is the question!"
"Don't Breathe This!"

by JangleRadio April 5, 2007

Bottle Blonde

Bottle-blonde is a person (usually a female) who is not naturally a blonde.
Usually derogatory.

It was obvious when I laid eyes on her that she was a bottle-blonde.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

spermicide blonde

An 80's barfly with hair so blonde it's white. Usually whorish in nature

Man check out that hair, it's Spermicide Blonde!

by Spunky Union July 3, 2007

Tae Blonde Do

When a blonde goes ape shit and whips out fighting moves seemingly above her strength and skill level but made possible by pure rage. Also known as JuShitZu

Damn Bill Julie was so pissed she went Tae Blonde Do on me last night

by Dutch Indian June 17, 2010