blart

a large, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart

(a combination of "big loud fart". Also derived from the slang term, "shart")

"OMG, how embarrassing! As I sat down, I blarted hella loud during class =( "

by RR_StreetRat July 31, 2009

Beartrap

A small, T-shaped, intrauterine device (IUD) or intrauterine contraceptive device worn by extremely lazy, yet sexually active women. It acts by preventing fertilization of the egg by the waves and waves of semen encountered by these shiftless skanks on a daily basis with minimal effort on their part.

Adam: I was beatin Tina up bareback from the backside for the first time, and I told her I was going to cum.

James: What did she say to do?

Adam: She said to ski ski inside her. It's cool, she told me she's got a beartrap.

by ol' saddleface November 19, 2010

beartank

In World of Warcraft, a druid who acts as a tank. In order to accomplish the task, the druid must shapeshift into the form of a bear with atypically thick skin.

I need that loot for my beartank set, nub.

by Zefram January 28, 2008

bleat

The sound that l33ts make while playing online games. Usually screamed over a microphone system (if implemented) to annoy all others playing.

:: A gameplayer has just done something of importance in a game :: "BlyeeaaaaaaayyyyT!"

by Remy November 23, 2003

beartrap

Inserting your penis into a womans mouth while she is sleeping

I ended up in the hospital after I gave Khaled's mom a beartrap.

by Overneath! September 28, 2008

blart

When a female is on her period, and she farts. A gush of blood comes out of the vagina, causing a tsunami.

My fart was so intense i blarted.

by HAHA! March 1, 2005

bleard

P9

Bleard is a p9 person

by Hajdari6 July 12, 2019