Face Bitching

The act of always whining or complaining on social media sights. Never posting anything positive or happy, The tendency to whine to whoever you have friended wether they wnat to here it or not.

Did you read Johnny's latest post on Facebook?

No, I dont have to.

Why?

He is always face bitching about someone or something.

Yeah your right he is a face bitcher for sure.

by Surveying fool April 28, 2013

blitchin'

Blitchin' is the act of one pretending to be involved in a "blair witch project," defined as a process of imitating the plot or actions taken by the characters in the movie, "The Blair Witch Project." Blitchin' can be performed at any time and at any place, but it is especially appropriate when documented via portable video camcorder with a proper setting of outdoors after sunset. The etymology of the word can be traced back to the year 2003 C.E. in a small town called Osawatomie in the United States of America, where it was developed as an abridged form of the phrase, "blair witch hunting."

We went blitchin' in the pit after the football game.

by Deli Dingo February 4, 2006

blacking out

To drink so much alcohol that you dont remember a thing.

Jenny: What happened last night?
Christy: You don't remember? You need to cut down on the booze...you keep blacking out!!

by ghodsi January 14, 2008

bitching

when a girl start compelting about something.
it between crying and competing.

ok if she is not crying or competing, she is bitching

by guy talk April 19, 2010

Bitching

1).Complaining
2).A group of whores
3).Bad shit

1.Man, that girl's been bitching all this time!
2.What a fuck of bitching bitches!
3.Man this wheather is bitching it!

by P.I.M.P. August 17, 2004

Anal Bleaching

The act of whitening one's dark, ugly, ring around the anus. Method used for a more violent method of anal

Step 1: Fill washing machine with bleach
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture

*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*

Tips:

- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action

Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)

- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission

*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching

by Dinkky September 9, 2010

bleach; bleaching it

to stay awake the whole damn night, usually to work on some sort of project.

"Goddamnit, this paper is due at 7:00am, and I've hardly even started. Looks like I'll be bleaching it again tonight."

"Hey man, you look like shit. Let me guess, did you bleach last night?"

by Joe January 14, 2004