Blasphlarious

To blaspheme in a hilarious manner; to make light of any religious custom, personage or doctrine (particularly those which are incoherent or ridiculous to secular audiences), for the purpose of jest; to find irony in violating and/or mocking religious dogmas.

Often misused in place of smitelarious, the equally hilarious divine results of blasphemy.

Man, having that rave in a church was blasphlarious.

by mallardwithacold February 11, 2010

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Blasp-berry

A creation where a blue berry is inserted into a raspberry to create a divine treat. The word is a combination of its two main ingredients: "bl" from blueberry "asp" from raspberry. Together they make BLASP-BERRY!

Dude A: Hey, Paco, shall we have blueberries today?
Dude B: Um, I think I'd rather have raspberries this time.

Dude A & B together: then let's have BLASP-BERRIES!!!!!!!
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Chick A; Blue berries are sooooooo good, but sometimes I want raspberries. And sometimes I just wish they were the same thing.
Chick B: Well, duh! Why don't you just eat a blasp-berry? They are blueberries inside raspberries. They are the hottest thing out there.

by apotusoa December 8, 2011

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blapsphemous

grossly irreverent toward what is held to be sacred...whilst in the ghetto!!

Tony was being well Blapsphemous the other day innit blud

by AdamVipz March 14, 2013

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Blap

Sound effect made when an object or person is slapped so hard it warrants a word harder than bam

Alternative definition: Being slapped by a member of the Bloods gang

"Damn Tyrone just got blapped hard by that chick at the bar"

by Aceman110 March 24, 2017

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