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best friend 

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, always one of them gotta be ugly
best friend by nimahewo November 4, 2020

Best Friend 

Someone who you hate in every way possible who somehow found a way into your life. You started hanging out for a while, realized you had a lot in common, and then eventually started to love just a LITTLE bit more than you hated them so now you hang out when you look like Dookey, you can fart around, you can COMFORTABLY take a shit in their house and not get new toilet paper. You are also probably friends with their siblings now too even if they are 3 and you are 37.
Ugh. I gotta go to my best friends house in an hour. Prolly just gonna watch tik tok the whole time in awkward silence but still have fun somehow.
Best Friend by theChickenButt March 23, 2022

best friend 

Someone whom you can count and depend on. After 12 years or any amount of time, they are the person that has been there for everything and knows you better than anyone. You give your everything to them, and they to you...until they get jealous and ruin your life.
Day one:
Sarah: best friend!!
Katie: BFFLAFA! LOVE YOU bestie!!

Day two:
Sarah: Bfflafa!!!
Katie: you are a lying manipulative bitch. leave me the fuck alone
best friend by P.O bear December 28, 2009

Best friend 

A best friend is that one person in your life, who no matter what will always be by your side. Your best friend will always be there for you no matter what, and they are not embarrassed to be around you in public, because they have gotten used to all the stupid things you say and do. A best friend is someone you can spend all of your time with, and tell them anything. A best friend is there when you accomplish something great, or fail miserably. A best friend is the person your closest to.
My best friend Kyle and I have been best friends since freshmen year of high school, and we do everything together.
Best friend by Boomerang Sanchez November 23, 2013

Best Friend 

Someone you trust completely.

Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
Best Friend: Someone your thinking about right now
Best Friend by Caramel Yum April 25, 2016

Best Friend 

Someone you can insult as much as possible and still force to buy you food.
"You waste of oxygen, get your fat ass off the couch. I'll be at your house in 5."
"I was trying to take a nap. I hope you trip and die on the way in the door."
"Gee, so glad to have you for a best friend."
Best Friend by Hesebe July 25, 2016