Bollocks

1.An exclaimation.
2.Testicals.
3.Used to describe something that wasn't good.

1.'Argh! Bollocks! I'm stuck!'
2.'She whacked him in the bollocks!'
3.'Paris Hilton's acting is complete bollocks!'

by Roxy411 August 24, 2005

jelly bollocks

A faggot that lathers his bollocks in petroleum jelly before a faggotting session, he dips his nuts into the jelly filled pot in the fasion of teabagging then slapps them onto his bitch's chest and scrolls them down and tucks them into the gooch !!!

"hold on sammy i'm gonna grease you up some jelly bollocks"

"jesus christ martin where did you learn that ?"

"those were some long days and nights back in vietnam, but nothing helped me sleep better"

by juve September 12, 2007

Bollocks Chops

See Shitlegs.

Hello Bollock Chops!

by BURKBURKBURKBURK August 18, 2003

bullocks

A cow's testicles. Used in slang to describe something Shitty, or something that has gone wrong.

Aw, thats Bullocks.
That bullocks went wrong

by your mum ting December 15, 2004

Bollocks

a term i use when i run out of weed

bollocks, i've got no more weed

by tugger October 10, 2003

Bollocks

What you say when Job Tracker crashes

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Bollocksed

When you going to get told of by someone or When you are nervous for what they may say! Usually used associated with school problems (eg-up tight shitty teachers , or just people who can’t take a joke ! )
Use the word appropriately please kiddos otherwise I’m bollocksed 🥱!

‘damn I’m going to get bollocksed because I said what I thought to my tutor/house parent and i will die’

by On ket from the vet 🥱 June 10, 2020