Bearded thug

A man that will hit you over the head and steal your purse.

"Can you describe the person who stole your purse?"

"HE WAS A BEARDED THUG!"

by Mr. Dinges August 22, 2012

bearded blood sausage

Another slang term for a male penis

Bitch suck my bearded blood sausage

by Steve Winkler January 26, 2005

Bearded Dragon

When a red headed woman forgets to shave her vagina for a few days and a man rubs his face on the now grown in stubble of a beard.

Yo man, I tamed Sherry's bearded dragon last night and now my face burns.

by Dragon Slayer 69 June 30, 2008

bearded nail

a johnson, a rod, a spike, a pork sword... it's a man's ding-dong, baby

Girl, his bearded nail made me shake like jelly on a plate

by The Bearded Nail March 22, 2004

Bearded Rascal

An unshorn vagina.

Crusty Sea Pirate (whilst looking at pirate-era porn): "Arg, wouldya look at the bearded rascal on this fine wench!"

by richippr October 1, 2008

Bearded Stanislaw

Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.

With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."

by G-Lux Chi-Town Melissa January 22, 2009

bearded clam roast

when a multitude of women get together.(the all women equalivent of a sausage fest.)

All the girls got together at Ashley's and had a bearded clam roast.

by trogdor lanelin February 27, 2007