A vicious creature that lives in the ocean and attacks campers. Here are some rules to follow to prevent attracting these beasts:
1. Don't play the clarinet poorly.
2. Don't wave an active flashlight back and forth. (Flashlights are considered natural prey.)
3. Don't stomp around; they take it as a challenge.
4. Don't eat cheese. (Cubed. Sliced is just fine.)
5. Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
6. Or clown shoes.
7. Or a hoop skirt.
8. NEVER, EVER, EVER, SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE.
9. In the event of an attack, do not run. They are agitated by it and will seize the opportunity to attack again.
10. Do not limp, either. They hate that even more than running.
In the event you detect a nearby sea bear, or otherwise feel unsure you are located in sea bear territory, draw a perfect circle in the sand, sit in the middle, and wait for the danger to pass. An oval is not sufficient.
1. Don't play the clarinet poorly.
2. Don't wave an active flashlight back and forth. (Flashlights are considered natural prey.)
3. Don't stomp around; they take it as a challenge.
4. Don't eat cheese. (Cubed. Sliced is just fine.)
5. Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
6. Or clown shoes.
7. Or a hoop skirt.
8. NEVER, EVER, EVER, SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE.
9. In the event of an attack, do not run. They are agitated by it and will seize the opportunity to attack again.
10. Do not limp, either. They hate that even more than running.
In the event you detect a nearby sea bear, or otherwise feel unsure you are located in sea bear territory, draw a perfect circle in the sand, sit in the middle, and wait for the danger to pass. An oval is not sufficient.
Whether or not the sea bear exists is up for debate, as only one person is known to have survived a sea bear attack. (Witnesses claim he was incompetent enough to try all known ways to attract a sea bear.)
by Intelligence001 February 7, 2017
A favor you do someone with good intentions but that in the end hurts the receiving party.
The word has originated from a fable by Jean de La Fontaine where a bear tries to helps his master in chasing a fly away from his face by throwing a boulder at his master, and killing him in the process.
Example: If you do someone's homework you do them a bear favor. You do them a favor, but in the end they haven't learned anything.
The word has originated from a fable by Jean de La Fontaine where a bear tries to helps his master in chasing a fly away from his face by throwing a boulder at his master, and killing him in the process.
Example: If you do someone's homework you do them a bear favor. You do them a favor, but in the end they haven't learned anything.
by Ghost Tartar October 20, 2014
The term Shizzly bear, or simply Shizzly is a euphemism for anything related to poo or pooing in the wilderness. First, the root/prefix of shizz is a standard urban reference used as a generic replacement for the word shit. When completed with 'ly and bear, it creates a natural wilderness reference similar to Grizzly bear. Together, shizz and -ly bear frame a subtle and humorous way to conjure a corny laugh from you friends while engaged in wilderness activities. This assumes your friends understand a basic hip-hop culture reference, of course. It's common for the reference to completely go over someone's head and catch up to them at a later point when they laugh out loud (lol). Because of that subtle elegance, this word offers similar humor opportunities to the word turdle. It's great with the appropriate timing but quickly becomes un-funny when over used. Please quit after the first laugh to avoid burning it out.
Shhh.. -fart-
Did you hear that? I think I heard a Shizzly bear.
Or if you have to crap in the woods, simply announce to your friends "Hey, I think the Shizzly bears are closing in"
Did you hear that? I think I heard a Shizzly bear.
Or if you have to crap in the woods, simply announce to your friends "Hey, I think the Shizzly bears are closing in"
by L.Dub October 22, 2012
A female who had sexual relations with 99.99% of your male friends, and attempts to get with the .001% of your male friends at your party. Most likely has an std and will pass it on to unsuspecting friends. Is like a bear, and will eat as much meat as possible to survive.
by Foolio275345 June 26, 2012
A nominally handsome gay man that identifies or belongs to the bear community who SWEARS he is hot shit. Swear bears usually enter gogo dance at bear parties, have 10k+ followers on instagram/tiktok (See bearlebrity) where they post frequent salacious semi-robed pictures of themselves.
Usually attends and travels to all the leather/bear events across their region similar to a circuit queen. Enters pageants like "Mr Arizona Leather".
Usually attends and travels to all the leather/bear events across their region similar to a circuit queen. Enters pageants like "Mr Arizona Leather".
Did Gilbert create a whole new TikTok dedicated to videos of him washing dishes??
Yes... she's a swear bear... she needs to be seen.
Yes... she's a swear bear... she needs to be seen.
by El Joto del apartamento 512 March 24, 2021
A small rodent like creature located in and around the Philmont Scout Ranch area that will rip your backpack, clothes, and any other item it feels like to get at food. Known for their speed and superior thinking skills when it comes to tracking down food and other smellables. You can only temporarily frighten them away, they will be back and with more numbers!
by spiced cider August 24, 2011
by mustbedamoney January 25, 2014