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Joe Bastianich

The asshole judge from MasterChef who makes Gordon Ramsay look nice, he's not even a real chef and just inherited everything from his mother. Also he's a fucking asshole.
Joe Bastianich has such a smackable face.
by TheForbiddenSilver December 1, 2025
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Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis

He's lost
Man, Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis is really lost sometimes.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Reverse Bingo Basting

A girl in the reverse cowgirl position uses the man's penis (dick) to masterbate via clitoral stimulation (flicking the bean). This act is performed with the lights on to qualify as it teases the man to excitement while getting the mud flaps greased up.
"She spun around on top of me and showed me the hottest reverse bingo basting I've ever seen!"
by Peanut-butter-Pat April 19, 2023
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