basement king

Someone who is successful at a video game (or similar activity) in local play or within their circle of friends, but is easily defeated by actual good players. The term is most likely based on the typical horizontally-arranged tier system, in which the lowest tier is the " basement ", and the best player of that tier is it's " king ".

" I dominated Dale at Street Fighter last night, his basement king status has been revealed. "

by Kripto January 11, 2016

cleaning the basement

something that never gets done

Haha i'll go out with you when im cleaning the basement

by Breckenridge July 3, 2008

cat in the basement

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's day, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

by Sexydimma August 13, 2016

CSI: Mom's Basement

CSI: Mom's Basement is the term given to social media warriors who, (from the safety of mom's basement or some other hermetically sealed room), convict a public figure or high profile suspect based on fringe blogs, poorly sourced media, or personal biases.

So, you're just going to decide she's guilty based on a couple tweets and your own prejudices...what're you, CSI: Mom's Basement?

by Guano Psycho September 5, 2017

basement millionaire

A person who lives in their parent's basement and uses their whole paycheque to buy status goods like sports cars, Coach bags and expensive clothes in order to appear prosperous, hip and successful.

"Wow look at Justin's new car...he must be doing well!"
"Oh man, Justin works at Subway and lives in his mom's basement. He spends every penny on that car. He's a basement millionaire!"

by Black@Heart January 31, 2010

Why So Basement?

A Austrain version of why you be so ghetto with a more sinister incest twist. Adopted by stephanie and cole as a term used to question a persons state of extreme anger, exasperation, the horn or any other emotions that may been present when fritzl is in a basement full of interrelated family members.

Stephanie = ranting - "omg i dont believe she did that im going to kill her........"

cole = cool and calm - "stephanie...why so basement?"

situation defused!

by fritzl five July 28, 2009

Basement hobbit

A man of a certain age, starting from 30, who still lives with his mother and could not make it on his own for more than two years at a time without moving back in. Also refers to guys who don't have a job and live with their mother for the free ride, sucking her pension funds dry.

Example #1;

Girl #1: "So how is dating that Dan guy going for you?"

Girl #2: "Well I dumped him... I found out he's nothing but your run-of-the-mill basement hobbit."

Example #2;

Girl #1: "Wayne always has something to b*tch about... yesterday he complained about his mom not giving him money for smokes"

Girl #2: " What in Hell does he have to bitch about? He doesn't work and he lives with his mom... and he's well over 30. He's such a basement hobbit".

by ~BluntBitch~ July 22, 2009