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big batty barker

Jessica Barker and her wham batty - her nickname
by Finramp June 14, 2016
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barker-brigade

Refers to the infuriating/humiliating "auditory chain-reaction" that often occurs with all da neighborhood dogs... you merely walk by one house with a dog tethered out front, and he starts barking at you, then the dogs next door --- even if they're locked inside the house --- hear him and start yappin', too, and then the hound at the property next to that one starts howling, and so on and so on and so on... pretty soon all da canines within a half-mile radius are barkin' fit to bust, when whatever the first dog was barking at isn't even anywhere near those other dogs' vicinity.
I try to scavenge for returnables only during the mid-to-late daylight hours, so that the resulting barker-brigade in the roadside homes will create a minimum of "the dogs woke me up!" aggravation.
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
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ewan barker

a type of dog

loves: la chona, mexicans and james charles
i have a ewan barker and they love daning to la chona
by vausey9 March 2, 2021
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triple barker

Talking, farting and pussy farting all at the same time.
See Krisann is a triple barker.
by A&W2024 May 28, 2024
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barkers log

I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs

He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs
by photo_journ October 2, 2020
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ethan barker

suck my dick”- ethan barker

“aight” - not courtney
by bthanearker November 20, 2019
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Ruby Barker

Ruby Barker. Although at first on the outside she may seem unavailable and locked away, in reality shes the softest, biggest simp you’ll ever fall in love with. She’ll ramble on about nothing for hours on end... yet you won’t mind as her rambling is hilarious and is almost melodic in how rhythmic it is. Her pale pink lips give a smile that could kill someone on the spot. She has deep forest green eyes that you could very easily get lost in that seem to always say “I fear nothing... exCEPT FOR INSECTS DEAR GOD THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS”
“Hey, what’s that girl over there’s name?”
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.
by Captain Snap April 8, 2021
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