barelyquackity

I actually do not know who barelyquackity is, they came up on my fyp so I decided to make this for him. Barelyquackity if ur seeing this ur an awesome person 🥰

“Have u heard of barelyquackity??”
“No but I’d love too!”

by happymeal424 July 10, 2021

barbella

The only person who will love a single gym rat.

“Let’s load up two plates on barbella today to ease the pain.”

by StringaLifts December 17, 2022

double barreled slingshot

a brassier (jocular, from the shape)

Whoever hung that double barreled slingshot out here must be fat. Talk about streched out.

by Light Joker December 10, 2006

douche barrel

An extra-large douchebag; someone who is being more of a dick or a jerk than a regular-size douchebag, but is just barely below the level of being a stupid fucker.

Hey, turns out that kid from Illinois stopped taking his meds because he believed that douche barrel Tom Cruise about evil psychiatrists controlling the world through medication. Thanks, Tom!

by Greenbag February 17, 2008

Double Barrel Turd Jerkin

It's when a woman is sitting on the toilet and a man sits on her lap; while they are both pooping the woman gives him a Reach Around.

Bro this chick was so nasty i got her to give me a double barrel turd jerkin

by Nasty Basterd July 28, 2011

Flesh barrel

When you place a penis deep inside a female's sex organs, similar surfing deep inside a barrel

Dude I hit that flesh barrel harder than Alana Blanchard hits anything in the ocean

by Gumnut May 2, 2014

Leaky Barrel

Refers to one's penis which can not stop ejaculating

Isaiah, Your mom gave me a leaky barrel.

by J.c.p March 12, 2017